On the way home from work last week we passed a mantelpiece sitting outside a garden gate. Pinned (okay blu-taked) to it was a label:
"Free, please take me."
So, just like Alice, we followed the instruction on the label. Husband duly got out of the car, hoicked said mantelshelf over his shoulder and manfully carted it down the hill.
So far we have not shrunk or expanded up the chimney...Bill Lizard has not appeared and the White Rabbit recently left home. However I think we do have our own little door and, as with Alice, we can be found sat in front of it looking in.